The higher you are, the farther you fall

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

Everyone who lives will someday die, and die alone...

Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemies.

Don't breed them if you can't feed them

The road to success is always under construction.

Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy

A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.

Revenge is a dish that should be served cold.

A zebra does not change its spots.

Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

The rich get richer and the poor get children

Do you wish people to think well of you? Don't speak well of yourself. 

Age has its privileges.

How sweet the words of Truth, breathed from the lips of Love.