Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.

I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not

Go now, or forever hold your pee.

Do I get extra marks if I correct the exam questions?

When climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your skirt!

Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!

I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns 

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner