I only look sweet and innocent, but looks can be deceiving!

If you don't know me, don't judge me.

Kisses spread germs, germs are hated, so kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

Until the ocean don't touch the sand, I will forever be an Eminem fan

The more people I meet, the better I like my dog!

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

Patience is bitter, but it bears sweet fruit.

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

Your Heart Where Only I Wanna Be!

Girls are hot boys are hansom *** on girls lets get those boys!

When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!

Never go to bed mad. stay up and fight!

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do

I'd Tell Ya To Go To Hell But All Dawgs Go To Heaven

If you laugh alone the world will think you are an idiot