Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

My brain is my second favorite organ

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half...

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married

Why do they call it a French kiss....when Italians do it best?

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!

She came, she sucked me, she left....stupid mosquito

If mean people suck... Do nice people blow?

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right.